Dating Advice... From my 5 Year Old

These are the two little guys that currently abide in my home. Most days I don't know where they came from, how they ended up here, or how I am related to them. And quite honestly... they scare the mess out of me. 


Boys... I didn't grow up with them. I came from a household of girls. My only brother came along when I was 16 so I didn't really get whole boy thing down. 

My middle child Evan is especially ornary and my oldest, Jayden, has his first crush... which Evan enjoys taunting him with any chance he gets. I got a kick out of this conversation he had with his dad last night.

Evan: "Dad, Jayden needs some advice on women."
Jarrod: "Really? What kind of advice? Like how to talk to them?"
Evan: "No Dad, like how to date."
Jarrod looks at Jayden who is beyond flustered at this point and says: "You just say, Hey Baby, You got plans tonight?" 
Evan says: "Dad! You don't ask. You just say Babe. Date. 5 O'clock!" 

Wow. I have my hands full with that one. 

4 comments:

  1. Hahaha! Evan sounds a lot like my brother at that age!

    ...and FYI, my brother is now 16 and has no less than 4 girlfriends... ;)

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  2. hahaha! sounds like something little evan would say! hilar!

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